Driving Horror

Yesterday my instructor called me. He told me I must go through another 4-hour lesson in circuit.
Because my QTI test was next week, so he wanted me to MASTER hill, 3-point-turn and parking by practicing kao kao.
I answered 'OK' but my heart was crying out loud 'DAMN!!'

Today's lesson was a little different. He wanted ME to drive to the circuit. All the way to Puchong man!! OMGWTFBBQ!! You know laaa.. Puchong drivers all ganas ganas wan.. *scared* *scared*
Surprisingly, I survived all the way there man! I damn geng wei! XD XD
But mana tahu.. once I reached the circuit, I saw the terrified look on my instructor's face. (=.=")
Nick: for goddess sake, learn to step on the brake pedal la! If you continue to FEI CEH, you will never pass your driving lo.
me: oh.. okok.. I'll try.. HAHA.

The as usual, he asked me to practice all those 3 stuffs.
We began the Hill 1st.
I thought everything will be fine. But I screwed the first 3 trials. OMG
And as usual.. he marah-marah.
Nick: see! luckily I told you to come for practice today! Look how miserable ur hill now. *Tsk Tsk*
me: *speechless*
Nick: Ok la.. for each time you screw up your hill, you owe me RM2. Hehe. (WTF!??) If you managed to pass your hill. I owe you RM1 lo. (Harh!?? Why less RM1 wan??? Not fair!!)
me: har.. dowan la.. don't bully me laa..
Nick: Ceh.. joking only ma.. no joke no laugh wei. Hehe..
me: oh.. oh.. haha....... (it's not funny you asshole!)

Later.. he kenakan me again.
There was a group of students who came for bengkel. Their teachers were demonstrating to them hill.
He told me to continue practicing hill. He want me to practice the hill in front of the students.
WTH!
me: wah.. so many students wan.. they all came for bengkel right?
nick: yes.. so.. you know what to do now yea?
me: practice parking now right?
nick: wrong! practice your hill in front of them!
me: har!? dowan la!! so many ppl!!
nick: you so pro.. can wan la.. Hehe.. if u screw up also they laugh at you only ma.. it's not like you never laugh at POOR DRIVERS before.. hehe.. (WTHHHHH). Come! show them you are a pro! hehe.
me: nvm laa.. I also know I'm pro.. but I better give chance to the teachers to demo la..
nick: GO NOW
me: aiyoo.. haih.. okok.. (screw you la!! asshole! I know I nearly killed you just now, you don't have to revenge!)
I didnt know what happened. Maybe it was because of pressure of not wanting to be embarassed. Somehow, I did very well for my hill after that. MUAHAHAHA!
This is the power of not wanting to be embarassed!! XD XD
In the end.. he owed me more than RM20.. LOL

For parking and 3-pt-turn. Everything went well. Except I made a few mistakes during trial, but I managed to correct them.
During parking practice. I made a mistake by reversing too much.
nick: oi! u reverse so much for what!?? (what!? he 'oi' me!?)
me: opps.. sorry laa..
nick: why u reverse so much? you saw pretty gal meh!?? I cannot see also! Faster go forward la! You only have 5 minutes for parking you know..
me: okok.. (sure no pretty girls la.. they see ham sap your face also they run away lor)
Next, was road! oh noo...
haih.. after everything.. it's still bad.
Because.. I still disliked stepping on brakes during turning a corner.
And.. I still not very good in changing gears. The problem with me is I always look the gear stick when changing gears instead of looking in front.
nick: please... look forward when you are changing gears! Don't always look at your gear stick!
me: aiyoo.. I scared I change to wrong gear ma.
nick: too bad no board here. If not I sure cover the gear stick with the board. Dowan let u see. Hehe. I think I'll replace the board with my fist. Whenever you try to look at the gearstick, you know what will happen la ya? HEHE.
me: har.. dowan la.. haha.. haha.. (I wonder if you are a driving instructor or a boxer)
And.. I still dun have the habit of turning on the signals.
Well he told me.. if he is the JPJ fella. I would've got 14-15/20. Not that bad afterall.
I guess I have to try harder.

Then, I went back to practice those 3 stuffs gain. I had mastered them ady. YAY!
I was so tired after everything.. I thought he could sent me back.
Mana tahu.. he asked me to drive back. WTH.
But I dared not complain.
So, I drove back, and everything went QUITE well. At least he didnt make any noise.
Oh well.. Let's hope I can do well for my QTI test. If not.. I dun need to take JPJ test ady.